Me, Myself & I
My name is Jenylle. Jenylle Ortega. Yeah, I was hoping it would sound as cool as James Bond but zilch. As to who I am, I could tell you but then I would have to kill you.
Your name sounds weird.
I’ve been told.
How do I pronounce your name?
Ehem. It’s Je…you know what? Just call me Jen. It easier that way.
How old are you?
Age doesn’t matter unless you are cheese or wine. Ok, I’m 13805 days old. I was born on September 7. I welcome anonymous birthday gifts. Just nothing nasty or slimy.
Do you work?
It would depend on who’s asking. If you’re hot, I’m a telemarketer. If not, I’m a homeless bum.